Dear Santa,
My stocking is already hung over the fireplace, waiting your you're arrival. Take note of the excellent craftsmanship and wonderful stitching pattern that is embroidered along the sides. And marvelous sock like formation- pretty stunning, huh? Probably the best you've ever seen... Being that it was brilliantly crafted by yours truly, I'm probably gonna score some major brownie points on your nice list. And since you've probably never had a child as clever as I make her own stocking, I expect I'm on the top of that list, huh? No shock here- I've gotta do what I've gotta do to get some decent presents around here.
I expect the milk and cookies to be gone when I wake up.
Alexis
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